I like a guy at my school, and I'm not sure if he likes me back or not. Sometimes we make eye contact. Well, a bit more than sometimes. And he always just comes and joins in on our conversations. He always tries to steal stuff from me when it's in my hand, but he does that to my friend too, on occasion. I'm not sure what to do, because I'm not really a shy person, unless it comes to telling people how I feel. I also don't want to ruin this little friendship we have going on. Help, please! -Tessa ‒ Anonymous

It’s hard to tell, I think he likes you. Maybe you should get a friend to ask him if he likes you. Don’t be sad if he doesn’t. Since he is stealing stuff from your friend as well it may jus be a best friend thing going on. Just try to talk to him and get to know him better before you do anything dramatic.
Jade xoxo

I am a girl, a rather obese one too. As many know, there aren't many men out there who are attracted to that. Since I am a teen I tend to get horned up quite easily. Since I do not have a significant other, I resort to men on magazines/newspaper/print outs. Basically, I have sex with paper. I'm more of a rough gal, and you tend to get paper cuts when playing with paper. Wait there's more! ‒ Anonymous

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Since most of the time I am in pleasure and reaching climax, I do not notice the pain. After I am done having sex with the men on paper, I just throw it to the side or put it back in the magazine/newspaper pile. My mother always questions me why there is blood on her magazines, I don't know what to do. Also, I'm getting a check up in a few weeks, and my vagina is just ripped to fucking shreds. I'm really nervous what the doctor will say. And if she asks what happened, what should I say?! Help! ‒ Anonymous

Ouch, darling! I hope you are not hurt about this. This is going to be an awkward situation.  Just try your best not to do it and just let it heal. Hopefully if you just leave it, it will heal up and everything will be okay. One thing you can do is maybe tell your mum that one day you were bleeding because you cut yourself by making something and didn’t have anything else to stop it so you used her magazines. I’m sure if you are creative, you can come up with something. I know it can be hard, being obese, but you are beautiful, every little piece, and don’t just make things up that guys dont like you. I’m sure there will be a guy out there for you one day. If you really want to do it, then try eating less, and go for a 15 minute run everyday. If you still have the cuts by the time you go to the doctors, just take your mum to a private place and tell her how you feel. You must be really sore, so please honey, stop doing what you are doing. When you feel like you need to do it, think about cookies or something else instead. 

Don’t be afraid to message me again if you need more help.

Jade xoxo

when my girlfriend is asleep, i try to pull out her teeth with a wrench. i've been able to take out about 3 (she doesn't know, she thinks that they're just falling out.) at night when i'm alone, i take the teeth i pulled out and shove it in my ass hole. at first it feels awful, also kind of feels like i have a little tiny piece of shit in my ass that is needing to pop out.when the turtle is poking out, i shove it back in. eventually it stays in, and it feels like ecstacy. is this normal ‒ Anonymous

Personally, I have think its anything but normal. I am not really sure about this type of stuff but I suggest that you stop doing that to your girlfriend. If she finds out, she will be upset, especially if you are pulling out her adult teeth. You are basically ruining her mouth, just so you can feel good. 

Please, please, please stop this this.

Message me again if you need anymore help.

Jade xo

i have a strange fetish where i shove noodles up my penis hole. one night my mom caught me doing it, and it just hasn't been the same between us since the incident. tell me what to do???? ‒ Anonymous

Hmm, this is a tricky situation. I’m not a boy so I cant give you an exactly good answer but I’ll give it the best I can do. It might be hard to do so, but tell her about it and talk to her. She’s your family so she will understand. It doesn’t really matter anyway, it shouldn’t make your relationship different. Just act normal. You will both get over it soon.
Jade xo

i like anal but i'm afraid to tell my girlfriend help! ‒ Anonymous

Don’t worry. She will understand if she is the right girlfriend. If you tell her, it doesn’t mean you have to do it. Just take her to the side from everyone else one day and tell her. If you are too shy, write her a note and put it in her locker. Good luck and don’t be afraid to message me again if you need any more help.
Jade xx